$hort dog wedding
Singer:too $hort
we're gathered here today
to witness the greatest historical marital ceremony of our time
honorable too $hort a.k.a. $hort dog has proposed to the game
and before we go into the attributes of the game
i've got to give you a scripture
about the emotional mathematics that a fully qualified player has to go through on a daily basis
and there was a scripture in the mac bible
that clearly states: he who trusts a ho shall surely be broke
and retrospect this game through punishment
retrospect the fact that a bitch don't belong to you
recognize that you can't make a tramp a champ
even if the bitch was trained and conditioned by boxing's legendary angelo dundee
the bitch'll still be a bust
do you honor and retrospect this game?
put your right hand in the air and solemnly swear
that you'll never put a bitch before a soldier
so by the power of the game invested in me
i announce $hort dog officially official
with a clear understanding that i'd never give a bitch sweat off my balls if she was choking in the desert on a peanut butter sandwich
i said he's official like a shiite muslim with a nuclear missile
$hort dog has earned every aspect of this game to be married to the game
and i accept the honor and the respect that one gangsta to another