(i'm) always true to you in my fashion

if a custom tailored vet

asks me out for something wet

when the vet begins to pet--i cry hooray. but i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my fashion

yes

i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my way. i've been asked to have a meal

by a big tycoon in steel

if the meal includes a deal

accept i may. but i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my fashion

yes

i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my way. there's an oil man known as tex

who is keen to give me checks. and his checks

i fear

means that tex is here to stay. but i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my fashion

yes

i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my way. from ohio mister thorn

calls me up from night till morn

mister thorn once cornered corn and that ain't hay

but i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my fashion

yes

i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my way. from milwaukee mister fritz

often dines me at the ritz

mister fritz invented schlitz and schlitz must pay

but i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my fashion

yes

i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my way. mister harris

plutocrat

wants to give my cheek a pat

if the harris pat means a paris hat

pay

pay!

but i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my fashion

yes

i'm always true to you

darlin'

in my way.