100 bars for breakfast
merkules
and this only the appetizer
wait til you see the fucking dessert
they say i'm something like a creep in disguise
throw some cheese on the fries
and then maybe you can see the routine
these bitch rappers getting served like a pound of poutine
demolish 'em for doubting my dreams
how could it be? i turn a hater's whole house to debris
i grab a pen and realign the design
and really that was just so you could see my mind when i rhyme
my city's getting rowdy with time
how could i lie? this is the everyday mountain i climb
on the come-up some still use a gun to cut deals
this is nothing but skill
i'm trying to make some changes
if i could make 'em hate this
then i don't need to say shit
i'm boxing-in their faces for talking shit so tasteless
they say i'm back like i never left
a fat motherfucker gut about as big as my arms
i'm feeling it with phillies cigars
so persistent when i'm spitting my bars
i'm sick of being that dude taken for granted
my dues paid in establishing troops making them panic
i choose to keep it cool as a tool i use to manage
these fools that break the rules get boo'ed until they vanish
then i'm someone you should mention
spit the type of raw shit some might get upset with
now i'm cutting-up the guest list
this right here's the return of the mac
burning a match and turning all your furniture black
i certainly been murdering tracks
i work it like i served in iraq
they only care about the buzz that you generate
and never seem to notice if you're fucked in a mental-state
well here's my nuts you can come get a better taste
run from the heavyweights
cause cunts i will penetrate
i'm a retarded kamikaze with a deathwish
it's got me doing oxycontin
it's probable i've honestly been bodying your best shit
a bottle full of lager and i'm off to see my next bitch
i'm like a chemist in the lab
an unleashed beast when my pen is to the pad
i'm never getting mad over stereotypes
but i'll break your fucking spine if you stare at me twice
i need a break and i'm eating bacon
a demon waiting to meet with satan
a sharpshooter shooting shots at the government
water in a pot so hot that it's bubblin'
we on top so we rub it in
g-shock watch and i bought me some butter tims'
i got a couple friends now that i still know
my sound's getting ill so they hound me to chill though
but they ain't ever come around when my bills low
which leads me to think y'all ain't down with me still
accomplishing the same goals
case closed: i make dough
they're feeding me a bunch of dirt
they're bleeding me for what it's worth
so don't get caught up in the flurry of the war-zone
half these motherfuckers too worried 'bout their wardrobe
now i'mma bring it back quick like a boomerang
got your chick seated on my dick watching pootie tang
from the west to the east
where all the newfies hang
i never sleep cause this planet isn't safe
my doc told me that insanity's the case
so you would probably panic if i had you in my place
damage half the human race
and i'm scared of the sunshine
you'll get buried in punchlines
my flow's hotter than a sauna at a hundred-fifty
you sissies ain't really fucking with me
drop the mic and cut your wrists
your chick is like the snufalufagus of sucking dick
fuck is this? i think he's going insane
and i don't even know my own name
bar killers and broad getters
one shot'll leave your helmet cracked
and i done been from here to hell and back
i'm number one and i don't need a ho to tell me that
you're annoying like rebecca black
you little kiddies do nothing but complain
leave your slut's butt covered in cum stains
but i make it pop like a gun range
see me on the run for some chump change
you should know that you don't wanna try to challenge 'er
these rappers are more make-believe than a mayan calender
i got a higher stamina for flying by these amateurs
yeah i'm the guy from canada so how can i be mad at 'cha?
these other cats running track tryna catch up
young merkules certainly come to murder beats
he perfectly earnestly do it purposely
sure to eat if you're versing me
merk mc's in the third-degree