100 little curses

may you tumble and fall down your grand

marble stairway

may that caviar pC/t you were eating

block your airway

may your manservant deliver the heimlich

with honor

may this make you vomit on your dolce

gabbana

may your wife's worried face show a hor-

rific expression

may you realize she's not worried- that's

just botox injections

may all the commotion cause to crash

your chandelier

and propel into your rear

it's sharp diamonds from debeers

may your ferrari break down

may your chauffeur get high

and smash up your stretch rolls up on

rodeo drive

off the breaking backs of others is where

you got all your bucks

til we make the revolution

i just hope your life sucks

all my people in the place put your fist

in the air

all my down muthafuckas get up outta

your chairs

all my real down peoples we got love for

you here

cept for that muthafuckas right there

get em

may your champagne not bubble

may your pinot be sour

may that white stuff you snortin be 96

percent flour

may the famous rapper you bring to your

daughter's sweet 16

get some pride and walk out

as if born with a spleen

may the death squads you hire be bad

with instructions

and by mistake be at your mansion with

the street sweepers bustin

may this make your guests forsake

their white russians

and dive behind the jimmy martin

cryin and cussin

may your chef be off pissin in the bisque

in the kitchen

may i assume your autobiography is filed

under fiction

cuz off the breakin backs of others is

where you got all your cash

til we make the revolution

i your life sucks ass

all my people in the place put your fist

in the air

all my down muthafuckas get up outta

your chairs

all my real down peoples we got love for

you here

cept for that muthafuckas right there

get em