1000 years of dust

i have inhaled a thousand years of dust

where is my crew?

they have been captured by mummies

set sail!

set sail for egypt

sailing down the nile

robbing old tombs

that's rumahoy's style

we found this old pyramid in an alley downtown

out the front there were scarab beetles all around

cabinboy

get the rum

we'll shoot through that door

bootsman

prepare for a monstrous roar

of a curse being unleashed for the first time in an age

will we find a treasure gun

it's just to soon to say

as we smashed through that ancient opening

hieroglyphics be damned

i have inhaled a thousand years of dust

where is my crew?

they have been captured by mummies

i have inhaled a thousand years of dust

stranded alone

glory and treasure are here no more

searching through the dust

there's no-one to be seen

nothing left of my crew except this plate of beans

mummies all around me

crawling down the walls

i hear their incantation

a deadly zombie call

mummies

zombies

yarr ahoy

secret

passage

underground

dusty

chamber

scarab

beetles

everywhere

deep in the tomb

i find my crew

chained up surrounded by mummies

i fire my gun

the mummies explode

now lets get the hell out of here

running

from the

zombie tomb

escape

to the

overground

i have inhaled a thousand years of dust

where is my crew?

they have been captured by mummies

i have inhaled a thousand years of dust

where is my crew?

i have inhaled a thousand years of dust

where is my crew?

they have been captured by mummies

i have inhaled a thousand years of dust

stranded alone

glory and treasure are here no more

my name is captain yarrface

and i am the greatest pirate in the whole world