1st day out '98

i got another funky rhyme

another funky

funky rhyme

i got another funky rhyme

another funky rhyme

another funky

funky rhyme. aww shit

twiztid

this is our shit man. they're finna remake the wicked shit. jamie spit it!

now they let the gates up so i bail. six shitty months

pick me up from the county jail

smart ass mouth even though i paid my dues

foam toilet

worn blankets

and the rubber shoes

but i ain't naggin

here comes my people in the hooptie muffler draggin

ain't been in the hoo ride long

and the 2 liter of moon mist is almost gone

nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load

told my man hook me up with a chick that he know

the bitch said

muthafucka pick me up at three

can't bitch

cepta don't ride your street

we can eat around the corner at kfc

you can take a cab and i'll pay the fee

when she showed up

damn

she was outta luck

i forgot my wallet in the glove box of my truck

with the tab from the cab

and the dinner too. with a knot in my sock

bitch i thought you knew

dressed to impress chewing dentine gum

and i was drunk as fuck and smelled like an alley bum

i'm chewing on my food like a carnivore

dumb bitch staring at me like an eye sore

then i plopped my face in the bowl of soup

and slurped up every last bit up through my missin tooth

the bitch jumped up faster than a race

and told me had to powder her face

since she pickin up the tab

you know that i'ma go for mine

garcon

shabali '54 vintage wine

and a steak well done

and an order of shrimp

jamie madrox playin the pimp

she's back now and her hair ain't fixed

probably in the bathroom kickin back takin a shit

but i ain't saying nothing though

i ain't saying nothing bout the muthafucking hoe

what's up bitch?

you ready to break?

besides

how long can one fat bitch take?

quit snacking and pay the shit

so we can go to your crib and watch a horror flick

with your daddy

you're employed?

awww shit.nawww

your daddy's pretty fresh sweetie pie

i mean him letting me grip his ride

besides he slipped me a fifty

but then again i'm kinda shifty

now i wanna fuck so we headed to my house

fuck sitting with your parents on the couch

dad i got a bitch in my room and i smile

take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awhile

a juggalo's known for smackin hoes

but i need to bust nuts so i switch to the mack mode

now woman

you know i love you

so why don't you just let me fuck you

look bitch

i know you's a freak

so let me get a little kiss on my cheek

and a fuck to go with that

come on nympho

and let me hit that

tell ya what you let me stick it

and i gotta left over piece of chicken for ya

you little sewer skank

you nasty little pipe-smoking money hungry bitch!

that's the shit j

$85 bucks an hour and you wanna play

and that was that

a little smooth talking and she was on her back

you'll never guess what

my first day out and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

well

shit bitch it's my first day out

and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

well

shit bitch it's my first day out

and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

well

shit bitch it's my first day out

and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

first day out and i caught my nut

well

shit bitch it's my first day out

and i caught my nuuuuuut!