it feels like the perfect day to torture my exes and then put on their skin
help me!
shut up
harry!
i escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them. so i could get my revenge. you're sick!
ah ha ha ha ha ha!
yeah! i got
joe
jake
john and kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape. bitch
give me back my fucking face. fat chance. today's the first day of a never-ending hell date. it's time!
uh oh!
now
you all will be mine until the end of all time. i will never let you leave. somebody call the police. you better shut your mouth or i will cut your tongue out. why are you dancing like that?
because i'm a psychopath
now it's your turn to dance. ah! you just shot me in my ass. you should never have dumped me. now you're all buried. let's watch tyler perry. please
just kill us!
it's just madea goes to jail. ah!
my favorite movie. hallelujah. this proves she's crazy. ah! it's making my eyes bleed. yeah! soon you will all become members of my death cult. ah
excuse me?
after the murder ritual. oh crap!
then we will spend eternity together below. in hell
ah-ha-ha-ha!
uh-oh!
all the rumors are true
i am satan. yeah
we knew. now your heads must all come off. brb
i'll get the saw. dude
she dropped her cell phone. pick it up
call the po - po. we'll be dead once they get here. i have a better idea. send!
ah! what are you doing?
oh! oh! oh! oh!
ah!
we were not doing anything. eh! no matter. time to die. oh
no
no
no!
i'll see you in the afterlife. hey! hey! drop the weapon
miss swift!
omg! it's jesus!
how did you find me
j.c.?
i got a text from jake g
we're actually quite close. he likes all my facebook posts. and he follows me on twitter. anyway
back to taylor now!
time to take care of you. i can't move. with this holy water balloon. ah! get that away from me
you fool! ah!
sorry
but your time here is through. ah!
yah!
oh my god!
well
my children
that's a wrap on that crazy bitch! who wants to go to the strip club? lap dances all on me!