call from my car to say i'll be there in awhile
short plane ride and i will get to see your pretty smile
nothing on the radio i fiddle with the dial
then i see a sign the airport's just another mile
i check my bags and think about how much i hate to fly
and as i near security i almost start to cry
well i hope the law enforcement agents can't tell from my face
i've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
i'm sweating and i'm nervous and i need a little air
cause with 4 balloons of heroin it's gettin' crowded up in there
mind is all a jumble and my blood is cold as ice
i dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
relax i say it's not so bad it might feel kind of nice
besides who hasn't had a finger up there once or twice
i must remember don't leave any drugs inside the host
i did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed
well i say a little prayer hail maria full of grace
i've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
i'm sweating and i'm nervous and i need a little air
and i swear i'm farting lines of blow into my underwear
i was a little eager when i loaded up my stash
5 balloons of ecstasy and 6 balloons of hash
8 balloons of lsd and 9 of sensimilla
a box of chinese fireworks guatemalan child
i made it to the gate now and my joy i can't contain
i board the aircraft take my seat in the cockpit of the plane
as i taxi down the runway i get a smile on my face
i've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
flight crew prepare for take off as i lift us into air
and by the way does anyone want to buy guatemalan child