4 quarters in the black (skit)

you damn right

we doin' good

we just had four consecutive quarters in the black

you kiddin' me?

hey

wait a minute

where you goin'?

come he- no

no

no

no

no

no

no

come here

co-

before you do

before you do all that

come here

let me talk to him for a minute

y'all know i'm proud of him

right?

as a matter of fact

excuse me

excuse me

uh

uh

garcon

yeah

boy i'm talkin' to you

come here

give me one of them things

you old enough to drink

ain't ya?

now

you know i got to do this

i'd like to make a toast to this young man

come on

give it up

ladies and gentlemen

give it up

come on

hahahahaha

look at him

this is the future

this is a guy who literally never ceases to surprise me

the decisions he makes

are not necessarily the decisions i would have made

or anybody with some sense

but what i can say is: the boy is fearless

he's ambitious and he's a honest man

look

he's grown

really

got his lady with him

makin' himself a lil' money

look like

we see the success

but what's next?

i mean

we're proud

but you can't just pack it all up and start all over

it works here 'cause you got us

the support here is what made ya

this boy's a prime example

hm

of countin' your eggs before they hatch

got a lil' lucky

now he up and ready to take over the whole globe

look at him

the kid's got big

big plans

and i hope they all work out

i really do

but do you ever really think about how it's s'posed to all work out?

do you have health insurance? a retirement plan?

and you need to start savin' money

right? huh?

uh

and he gon' need a car

and you need to pay me that money you owe me

and you need a wife

and you need jesus

oh

and you need to be a vegan

don't forget about that veganism

that's that 2019

it's almost 2020

you need to stop doin' that percy pill