Abandoning My Kid at the Airport

Feels like a lifetime ago

I dit it with my wife.

I didn't have a codom

so I went and rolled the dice.

Turnes out that she got pregnant

and wanted to keep the thing.

Now I have this tubby

moronic child

Whose neck I want to wring!

I'm abandoning my kid at the airport

Gonna leave 'em in Terminal B!

I am fucking done with this stupid kid

Get 'em the hell away from me!

This kid is dumb as a pile of rocks

And his mom doesn't disagree.

He spends all his time watching YouTube clips

What the fuck is a skibidi?

I wanna ryp off my goddamn ears

Will you please turn off “Baby Shark”?

Lord above

did you just shit your pants?

There was a bathroom at the park.

I'm abandoning my kid at the airport

Gonna leave 'em in Terminal B!

We're not goign to Disney

you stupid brat

Get the fuck away from me!

No

I don't have an iPad charger

Will you please leave me alone?

It's not my fault you're a total SPED

And forgot your goddamn phone.

He thinks we're going on vacation

What a fucking stupid bitch!

Push him out the car and hit the gas

Leave his dumb ass in the ditch.

I'm abandoning my kid at the airport

Gonna leave 'em in Terminal B!

Have fun being homeless

you stupid cunt

I'm finally fucking free!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah