Cucked by a Grizzly

Well-well-well…

I wake up nice and fresh

From my deep sleep

Here in the U.P.

what do I see?

A bunch of tweets and posts

From guys wondering why the ladies prefer us bears over them

I really dunno why you fellas are so surprised

What do you think we've been doing at your jamborees?

Listen here…

She wants that bear love

She wants my hairy arms around her

To cuddle up against me when I hibernate

Your lady wants to be

Alone in the woods with me

Sorry fellas

you'll just have to wait

She wants that bear love

She wants my hairy arms around her

To cuddle up against me when I hibernate

Your lady wants to be

Alone in the woods with me

Sorry fellas

you'll just have to wait