Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning

With a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again

This happens all the time

it's detachable

(Detachable penis)

This comes in handy a lot of the time

I can leave it home

get me in trouble

Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party

Get drunk

and the next morning

I can't

for the life of me

Remember what I did with it

First I looked around my apartment

And I couldn't find it

So I called up where the party was

They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

'Cause

for some reason I leave it there sometimes

But

not this time

So I told them if it pops up to let me know

I called a few people who were at the party

But they were of no help either

I was starting to get desperate

I really don't like being without my penis for too long

Make me feel like less of a man

And

I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours searching the house

Calling everyone I could think of

I was starting to get very depressed

so

I went to the kia and ate breakfast

Then as I walked down the 2nd Avenue

Towards St. Marks place

Where all those people sell used books

And other junk on the street

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

Next to a broken toaster oven

Some guy was selling it

I had to buy it off him

He wanted 22 bucks

But I talked him down to 17

I took it home

washed it off

And put it back on

I was happy again

complete

People sometimes tell me

I should get it permanently attached

But

I dunno…

Even if sometimes it's a pain in the ass

I like having a detachable penis

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