Dirty Epic

Sweet in winter

sweet in rain

“Shake well before use”

she said

You never touch me anymore this way

Connector in

receiver out

You let me in through the back door

Ride the sainted rhythms

On the midnight train to Romford

Ride the sainted rhythms

Sweet in winter

sweet in rain

“Shake well before use”

she said

You never touch me anymore this way

Oh no

connector

connector

connector

connector

(You're a) connector

connector

connector

connector

I'm so dirty

And the light blinds my eyes

(You're) oh so dirty

And the light

it blinds my eyes

(Here comes Christ on crutches!)

“Call me wet trampoline”

she said today

Well I was too busy with my hand

“Shake well before use”

she said

But you never touch me anymore

I was busy listening for phone sex

Coming through the back door

In skin-tight trunks

And we all went mental and danced

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I…

To the off-peak electricity

And the light blinds my eyes

And I feel dirty

And the light blinds my eyes

And I feel so shaken in my faith

(Here comes Christ on crutches!)

And here comes another god

Here comes another god

Like a buffalo thunder

With a smell of sugar

And a velvet tongue

And designer voodoo

And I got phone sex to see me through the emptiness in my 501s

Freeze-dried with a new religion

And my teeth stuffed back in my head

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I…

I get my kicks on channel six

The light

it burns my eyes

And I feel so dirty (feel so dirty)

Here comes Christ on crutches (Christ on crutches!)

I will not be confused

Will not be confused

They left me confused

I will not be confused… with another man

This pressure of opinions

“Lighten up

listen to your eyes”

you said

But all I could see was Doris Day

In a big screen satellite

Disappearing down the tube hole on Farringdon Street

With whiplash Willy the motor psycho

And the light

it burns my eyes

And the light

it burns my eyes

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I get my kicks on channel six

I…