Doctor Jeep

Everybody shouts on I Love Lucy

Pee Wee reads the evening news

A pre-owned song or a second-hand Uzi

Everybody got a job to lose

Here come the golden oldies

Here come the Hezbollah

Businessmen from South Miami

Humming an AOR

Meanwhile…

I like Cal and his dog Napalm

I like Ike and his itty-bitty A-bomb

Everybody got one

I want mine

You can order it up on Channel Nine

Meanwhile

in the Sheraton

Doctor Jeep plays on

and on

and on

There was a time but it's long gone

Janie got a crush on the Viet Cong

Burning through downtown Saigon

But me

I'm sold - down the Mekong

Meanwhile

in the Sheraton

Doctor Jeep plays on

and on

and on

Guns

and cars

and accidents

The threatened witness my defence

You can sell one another for fifteen cents

Well bye-bye mother

it's common sense

Meanwhile

in the Sheraton

Doctor Jeep plays on

and on

and on

Everybody shouts on I Love Lucy

Pee Wee reads the evening news

A pre-owned song or a second-hand Uzi

Everybody got a job to lose

Here come the golden oldies

Here come the Hezbollah

Businessmen from South Miami

Humming an AOR

Meanwhile (meanwhile)

Doctor Jeep plays on (plays on

and on

and on)

Meanwhile…