Electronic Wife

I bought her from Temu

I was seventeen

I saved every paycheck

To buy the woman of my dreams

Then the box came

Said

“some assembly required”

Had to put together

My electronic wife

Oh-oh

She came with instructions

They're all in Chinese

Can't even read the labels

Where to put the batteries

A couple hex wrenches

Required three hours of assembly

To put together my

Electronic wife

Electronic wife

She's driving me crazy

Electronic wife

Still trying to assemble my

Electronic wife

Now

once assembled

And the Wi-Fi is okay

Gotta wait three hours to recharge

And perform the firmware update

And when it was all over

An extended wait for a date

Time to boot up

My electronic wife

Electronic wife

She's driving me crazy

Electronic wife

Everybody's staring at me

And my

Electronic wife