Gothic Surf-a-rama

I once knew a girl

She was smart and she was pretty

She rocked her way from sweet L.A

All the way down in New York City

She's looking for a scene

For getting out of hand

Now she's found a little something

And she's checking out the band

From the northern Arctic Circle

Down to southern Alabama

Everybody's doing

The gothic surf-a-rama

Hang onto your panties

Go and get out your board

Go and get down on your knees

And start praying to your Lord

There is something cooking for you

That you may not understand

Don't go crying to your daddy

Don't get mom to hold your hand

From the northern Arctic Circle

Down to southern Alabama

Everybody's doing

The gothic surf-a-rama

Don't get hung up on the tootsie

Don't get hung up on the twist

V.B.B. has got the rhythm

That you just can't resist

And that girl that I had mentioned

Well

now she's just doing fine

And I heard it from her friend

She surf-a-ramas all the time

From northern Arctic Circle

Down to southern Alabama

Vampire Beach Babes

Do the gothic surf-a-rama

From northern Arctic Circle

Down to southern Alabama

Everybody's doing

The gothic surf-a-rama