I Constantly Thank God For Esteban

Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction

Forgive our sins

Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling false sermons

'Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp

and you'll be thy witness

So gentlemen

if you're gonna preach

Then for God sakes preach with conviction

Strike up the band

Whoa

the conductor is beckoning

Come congregation

and let's sing it like you mean it

No

don't you get it don't you get it? Now don't you move

Strike up the band

Whoa

the conductor is beckoning

Come congregation

and let's sing it like you mean it

No

don't you get it don't you get it? Now don't you move

Just stay where I can see you

Douse the lights

We sure are in for a show tonight

In this little number

we are graced by two displays of character

We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire

a walking contradiction

And I for one can see no blood

From the hearts and the wrists you allegedly slit

And I for one won't stand for this

If the scene were a parish

you'd all be condemned

Strike up the band

Whoa

the conductor is beckoning

Come congregation

and let's sing it like you mean it

No

don't you get it don't you get it? Now don't you move

Strike up the band

Whoa

the conductor is beckoning

Come congregation

and let's sing it like you mean it

No

don't you get it don't you get it? Now don't you

don't you move

Just stay where I can see you

Douse the lights

We sure are in for a show tonight

Just stay where I can see you

Douse the lights

We sure are in for a show tonight

Just stay where I can see you

Douse the lights

Strike up the band

Whoa

the conductor is beckoning

Come congregation

and let's sing it like you mean it

No

don't you get it

don't you get it? Now don't you move

Strike up the band

Whoa

the conductor is beckoning

Come congregation

and let's sing it like you mean it

No

don't you get it don't you get it? Now don't you move

Don't you move

Don't you move

Strike up the band