I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again

I glued my balls to my butthole again

Oh my God

what did I do?

I can't take a dump 'cause now my balls

Are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once

shame on you

Fool me twice

shame on glue

Good God

I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

Oh God

I glued my balls to my butthole

baby

Oh my God

what did I do?

I can't take a dump 'cause now my balls

Are blockin' up my butthole

My lady doesn't want a life

Of watchin' her man use a butter knife

Face-down

ass-up

trying to saw off his sack

Oh baby

fuckin' please just take me back

I glued my balls to my butthole

baby

Oh my God

what did I do?

I can't take a dump 'cause now my balls

Are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once

shame on you

Fool me twice

shame on glue

Good God

I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

I glued my balls

It was inevitable

baby

This could have happened to anyone

Life is just fun like that

I glued my balls to my butthole

baby

Oh my God

what did I do?

I can't take a dump 'cause now my balls

Are blockin' up my butthole

Good God

I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

Good God

I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard