I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Oh

well imagine

As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

And I can't help but to hear

No

I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

"What a beautiful wedding

What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter

"Oh yes

but what a shame

What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore…"

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of

Closing the goddamn door?"

No

it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in

"Haven't you people ever heard of

Closing the goddamn door?"

No

it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of

Oh

well in fact

Well

I'll look at it this way

I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well

this calls for a toast

so pour the Champagne

Oh

well in fact

Well

I'll look at it this way

I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast

So pour the Champagne

pour the Champagne

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of

Closing the goddamn door?"

No

it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in

"Haven't you people ever heard of

Closing the goddamn door?"

No

it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

Again

I chime in

"Haven't you people ever heard of

Closing the goddamn door?"

No

it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in

"Haven't you people ever heard of

Closing the goddamn door?"

No

it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

Again