My Lady's Parrot is a Racist
Davey Pubic - My Lady's Parrot is a Racist
I met a girl a couple of weeks ago
Things were going pretty great.
She wasn't a total psycho bitch
Like the girls I usually date.
But when I got to her apartment
It got pretty goddamn strange.
She's got a giant flag of the color red
That paints her as deranged!
This girl's got a racist parrot
And it's really fuckin' weird!
It keeps saying I'm gay and retarded
And making fun of my beard!
I ain't never been a fan of birds
And this frankly doesn't help.
Must be straight from fuckin' hell!
What kind of fucking bird knows the N-word?
Or facts about the Holocaust?
He's like the bird version of David Duke
If Hitler and him were crossed!
This goddamn parrot is a racist!
He keeps on screaming different slurs.
I don't remotely know what his problem is
But he's a giant feathered turd!
He keeps yellin' 'bout Obama
Or stats about Black crime.
I don't get how a bird could know this stuff;
It's like he's chronically online.
Not gonna see this woman anymore
She got a xenophobic talking bird
That thinks Hitler should've won.
This fucking parrot is a racist
A White supremacy piece of trash.
He's a twisted mind with a feathered head
That belongs up its own ass.
Never gonna talk to a bird again
Gonna cut them off for good.
Leave 'em to their goddamn selves
As any normal person would!
I voted for Obama in 2008!