My Woman Is Dumb As Shit

My woman is dumb as shit

I'm not gonna pretend

Yes

my woman is dumb as shit

Ain't no good for me to pretend

One day

she'll tell you a story

And the next day

you'll pray it will end

She takes selfies with her dinner

When I take her out to town

If I don't like them on Facebook

All night she'll fix me with a frown

Yes

my woman is dumb as shit

I'm not gonna pretend

One day she filmed me for TikTok

And the next day

was mad I didn't trend

She called her baby Genesis

'Cause she'd wanted a Biblical name

But fell asleep reading page two

I guess her dumb ex is also to blame

Yes

my woman is dumb as shit

I'm not gonna pretend

One day

she'll laugh at my farts

And the next day

their smell will offend

Hell

my woman is dumb as shit

There's no more need for me to lie

One day

I'll squeeze her titties for the last time

And the next day

I'll tell them goodbye