Pooping On Company Time

Boss makes a dollar

I make a dime

That's why I always poop on company time

And these fancy toilets are sublime

Gonna take my sweet time

Strolling to the john at half past nine

Coming back whenever I'm feeling fine

Dropping a deuce

scrolling a phone

I ain't in no rush to get back to the grind

They say time is money

so I'm getting paid

To remedy my morning coffee crimes

Boss ain't telling no

my work ethic has decayed

Well

I'm doing my business on company time!

Constipation's a valid excuse

To dodge my duties

I'll play it loose

My work act output stuck in a jam

But my colon's happy as a clam!

Boss makes a dollar

I make a dime

That's why I always poop on company time

Those fancy toilets are sublime

Yea

gonna take my sweet time