Probably a Robbery

I'm back to announce

Put some style in my accounts

Put your face in a trance

Pull my fist from your mouth

I've got my feet on the throne

I'm gonna slap you with tone

We're going straight to the top

We've no reason to stop

Because it's probably a robbery

A bit of skull duggery

The funniest thing

I just wanted to sing

But the notes wouldn't come my way

Watch out!

There's a thief about!

He's picking locks and scaling walls

takes people for fools

If you want my advice

get it all above board

Just pop into Lloyd's and get yourself insured

Because it's probably a robbery

A bit of skull duggery

The funniest thing

I just wanted to sing

But the notes wouldn't come my way

I was most distressed

Where's the sense of dress?

Balaclavas

trigger-happy

give me the rest

My character changed

I left the place in dread

The shooters on the counter

stockings over our heads

Because it's probably a robbery

A bit of skull duggery

When I got outside I looked to my dismay

'Cause the getaway car just sped away

Probably a robbery

I heard alarm bells ringing

shouts of “stay where you are!”

There wasn't time to blink

The flying squad moved in

Threw me arms in the air

slung down the bag with tools

The worst thing about it

I'd just booked me cruise

Because it's probably a robbery

A bit of skull duggery

When I got outside I looked to my dismay

'Cause the getaway car just sped away

Probably a robbery

I didn't want in

But committed the sin

Started as a dipper

But I married a stripper

At her Majesty's pleasure

I'm here for the leisure

I'm here in wait

For a suitable date

And 'cause it's probably a robbery

A bit of skull duggery

The funniest thing

I just wanted to sing

But the notes wouldn't come my way

Probably a robbery

Probably a robbery

Probably a robbery

Probably a robbery