Pullin' Out My Pubes (She Loves Me Not)

Sittin' in my room

Cryin' like a fuckin' tool

I've tried everything

What else could I possibly do?

You got me pulling out my pubes

You got me pulling out my pubes

You got me pulling out my pubes

Tryin' to get back to you!

Pullin' and pullin' 'em

And fuckin' plucking'

Don't tell me that I'm pullin' out

My pubes for fuckin' nothing!

Like…

She loves me! (She loves me not)

She loves me! (She loves me not)

She loves me! (She loves me not)

She loves me! (She loves me not)

I've got my pubes in the palm of my hand

I threw them up into the breeze

And wherever they may land

Will lead me to my destiny

You got me pulling out my pubes

You got me pulling out my pubes

You got me pulling out my pubes

Tryin' to get back to you!

Pullin' and pullin' 'em

And fuckin' plucking'

Don't tell me that I'm pullin' out

My pubes for fuckin' nothing!

I put my hands to my face

Cried so hard that I couldn't breathe

Forgot my pubes were still in my hands

Inhaled them deep into my lungs

I started choking on my pubes

Right in front of you and your new dude

I puked them out all over your dress

…and the rest is history

I guess!

Pullin' and pullin' 'em

And fuckin' plucking'

Don't tell me that I'm pullin' out

My pubes for fuckin' nothing!

Like…

She loves me! (She loves me not)

She loves me! (She loves me not)

She loves me! (She loves me not)

She loves me! (She loves me not)

My pubes are in God's hands! (She loves me not)

She loves me! (She loves me not)

I threw them up into the breeze

And wherever they may land

She loves me! (She loves me not)

Will lead me to my destiny

She loves me! (She loves me not)

She loves me! (She loves me not)

She loves me…