Sniffin' Your Wife's Panties

For many years we've been drinking beers

And you've been a big part of my life

But there's something we should talk about

And it all comes back to your wife

She's never liked me

and I still remember

How you defended me in that fight

Well

funny thing about that women's intuition

I hate to tell you

but she was right

I'm a bad buddy

I'm a fake friend

I think we can't hang out anymore

'Cause when I come over

I excuse myself

And head right for that laundry room door

I love to sniff your wife's panties

I love to sniff your wife's drawers

I love to sniff your wife's panties

I can't help it

You're probably gonna beat my ass

You're prboably gonna kick ass

I know you're gonna beat my ass

But it's been worth it

no regrets

You're a good buddy

you're a real friend

And I can't believe things went down this way

You ran our conversation by your lovely wife

And she really told you it was okay

So I can sniff your wife's panties

You let me sniff your wife's drawers

I can still sniff your wife's panties

I really love you…