Sometimes I Fail

So we've been talking about "cool" and its uh ramifications

and how it applies to the hip scene. But maybe you could give us some examples now

of the opposite of cool - "uncool"

just exactly what is "uncool"?

Yeah

why-n't-we have some thoughts on that…

It-it-it's uncool to nod on the street corner waiting for the light to change.

And uh it uh… It-it's uncool to let anybody know your uncle is a registered pharmacist

uncool for the whole family.

You know

it's uncool to buddy with a known fink.

And it's uncool to ask "Where'd you get it?"

It's disastrously uncool to let friends use your penthouse as a forwarding address for packages from Mexico.

You know and it's uncool to ask "Where'd you get it?"

And it is uncool to wear shades after sunset.