where the party at

oh

whoa

okay. ha ha ha ha ha. it's chris webby mother fuckers. yeah

where the party at?

where the party at?

yo back in middle school yo

this used to be my joint. for real

so let me get it uh. yo. i can't lie

all day

i'm a partier. i walk in more fly

than laguardia. yeah i'm white

i don't mean to startle yah. i rep the burbs from ct

to narnia. i'm talkin' solo cups

keystone light. cop 'em by the 30

ain't no beating the price. when it comes to gettin' twisted

this dude here's gifted. got cats and boss

and sayin' i'm wicked. 'cause if you bring a beat

them i'm a bring bars. then i'm a show you

where the wild things are. i make it rain till it's pouring

i don't spit game. i put my cleats on

bitch

and start scoring. ye

i'm nice as fuck

so light it up. hmm

where's the journalist

to write this up?

in the tabloids

'cause i'm making mad noise. fuck making a band

dude

i already know i'm a bad boy. 'cause the rules?

i don't follow 'em. and my family jewels?

she gon' swallow 'em. 'cause you know

i'll make your neighborhood rock

turn the house party

into fucking woodstock. no cut

paste

and copy

don't mean to sound cocky. but that's just my confidence

yo

and i'm hardbody. cruisin'

something like ducatis

maybe kawasaki

i'm cooler than lifanzie. 'cause i've been a superstar

ever since my mommy

wen't into labor

then out popped me. not even a street sign's

capable to stop me. keep my lyrics stuck in your head

like some epoxy. now

motherfucker

comin' out of the south. on a ct

get it poppin' off

and i'm out. i'm nice

so you better notice. pop bottles with

andy sandberg and t-pain

on a boat

bitch!

so honey how you doin'?

how's your night goin'?

we can head back to my crib

if you like boning. and i like boning

until it's bright mornin'

and i'm a spit

until i get my fucking mic stolen. but i won't allow a burglery

i'm goin' in like

open heart surgery. until i'm on tv

like ron burgundy

i'm a spit until everybody heard of me. it's chris webby. man

i said it's chris webby. bitch

where the party at?

now

where the party at?

where the party at?

now where the party at?

bitch

and i'm out.