You Need Eight Inches (To Take This Ride)

Now listen up fellas

and you will hear

A lesson that might make you shed a tear

It don't matter how loud you shout

The size of your bulge is all we care about

You need eight inches to take this ride

If you only have seven

just run and hide

If only got six

give yourself a hand

If you're under five

don't ever come around again

What I'm saying is sad but true

Not much that you fellas really can do

So don't get mad

no reason to erupt

It's not our fault if you don't measure up

You need eight inches to take this ride

If you only have seven

just run and hide

If only got six

give yourself a hand

If you're under five

don't ever come around again

You need eight inches to take this ride

If you only have seven

just run and hide

If only got six

give yourself a hand

If you're under five

don't ever come around again