Zombeavers

Jon & Al Kaplan - Zombeavers (Music From The Motion Picture)

Zombeavers

Zombeavers

You hear your sweetheart scream

She tells you why

you don't believe her

She saw one in the bathroom

It's no lie

it's a zombeaver!

Contaminated by toxic goo

A random genetic mistake

They're semi-aquatic

they're hungry for you

Boys and girls

stay away from the lake!

Zombeavers

Zombeavers

Zombeavers

Zombeavers

A cheerful gang of college students

Think they're on vacation

Instead

they're dodging beaver chompers

And facing their damnation

Don't board up the doorways and windows

my friend

It won't do any good

These furry brown bastards are fully equipped

And they'll chew right through the wood

Say goodbye to your golden retriever…

Zombeavers

Zombeavers

So

brace yourself

you've never witnessed

Rodents quite like these

Oh

Jesus Christ

you can't escape

They've blocked the road with trees!

Check your bodies for scratches

you can't be too careful

Their claws are a cause for concern

Yes

once you're infected

It's only a matter of time before you turn into

Zombeavers (spoiler alert)

Zombeavers

Look out

they're coming through the walls

Your girlfriend's chewing off your balls

Zombeavers

Zombeavers

Zombeavers!

Zombeavers

baby