a boy band made up of four joshes

oh-oh-oh-oh

girl

i know things haven't always been so easy for you

kids were mean

and your daddy walked right out the door too

maybe we should have a session

address your anxiety and depression

'cause i got a funny feeling if we do

baby

you can kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye

you're never gonna miss all that stress you've been keeping inside

all your psychological problems

girl

we're gonna solve them

'cause we're not just a boy band made up of four joshes

we're also a team of licensed mental health professionals

we'll help you understand the reason that your mom made you sad

and why every man you date is just

a stand-in for your dad

you'll stop revisiting your fears

once we wipe away your tears

trust us

girl

your prognosis isn't bad

baby

you can kiss all your unexplained symptoms goodbye

you're never gonna miss all those nightmares in which you tend to die

we'll get you through those developmental stages

that you've been stuck in for ages

'cause we're not just a boy band made up of four joshes

we're also a team of nationally-recognized mental health professionals trained in cognitive behavioral therapy with specialities in

personality and sleep disorders. and love