a campaign of shock and awe

behold

the eighth wonder of the natural world!

come one and come all

see the two-headed girl. stupendous! revolting!

you'll be shocked

you'll be awed!

a true freak of nature

a blunder of god!

but possessing such talents

hear them sing

see them dance. as seen in the highest class parlors of france. just ten bucks a photograph

get your seats while they last. we take visa and mastercard

debit or cash. isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?

if i'm not mistaken i think they might like us. aren't we lucky to be here?

stop moving

they're taking a picture. smile for the camera

evelyn. come in

come in

must be cold out there gentlemen. take off your coats

and just guess what the wind blew in. i know you like twins

have i got a surprise

they're identical sisters attached at the side. just imagine the fun you could have with these chicklets

and they're so well-behaved

not a single complaint yet. just look at these photographs

while i pour you a cocktail

i don't know whether i should charge double or triple!

ladies and gentlemen

critics and hipsters

have you heard the new disc by the evelyn sisters?

seamlessly floating with grace between eras and genres

they sing timeless new songs

rife with double entendres. as featured in rolling stone

spin

the new yorker and pitchfork

there's an in-store appearance today at the corner

of bedford and seventh ave. some get a photograph

sticker and autographed shirt.