a day late and a dollar short

two umbrellas up for sale

mine will leak it never fails

i dial wrong numbers all the time

and always lose my dime

and with women

naturally

what i've got eyes for can't see me

i set my sights and make my run

and son of a gun

i was a day late and a dollar short

all the sweet cookies in the store been bought

the prize fish in the creeks been caught

everything choice is gone

might as well travel on

he took a job down florida way

got hijacked to c u b a

when i got back

no job no dough

just goes to show

that i'm a day late and a dollar short

all the sweet cookies in the store been bought

the prize fish in the creeks been caught

everything choice is gone

might as well travel on

a day late and a dollar short

all the sweet cookies in the store been bought

the prize fish in the creeks been caught

everything choice is gone

might as well travel on

a day late and a dollar short

all the sweet cookies in the store been bought

the prize fish in the creeks been caught

everything choice is gone

might as well travel on

a day late and a dollar short