a formal occasion

'twas a black tie affair

showed up in my underwear

you pretended not to care

though i'm sure i drew your stare

oh

i'm so bored with this

would it be all that remiss

everyone's so moribund

i don't even own a cumberbund

perchance that's a lie

i would never dry your eye

after all you've done to me

all i need is a girl to call me

call me

paging captain midnite

paging captain midnite

he's gonna be here all nite

if you don't do exactly as i say

oh

i'm so bored with this

would it be all that remiss

if i were to steal a kiss

but he'll settle for a call me

call me

no i don't have a stitch to wear

nor do i have a single care

i love you more the lion's share

i love you so please call me

i'm begging you please

call me

oh i'm so bored with this

would it be all that remiss

if i were to steal a kiss

all i need is a lil' kiss

oh you're there next to me

somehow equals sex to me

that imperius rex is me

but he'll settle for a call me

call me

no i don't have a stitch to wear

nor do i have a single care

i love you more the lion's share

i love you so please call me

i'm begging you please

call me

why won't you call me

no i don't have a stitch to wear

nor do i have a single care

i love you more the lion's share

i love you

so please call me

i'm begging you please

call me

my darling

call me

no i don't have a stitch to wear

nor do i have a single care

i love you more than words can share

i love you

so please call me