a new kind of sexy
Singer:watsky
i'm working on a recipe for rich
and exotic combinations of some fresh kinds of sexy
my face is like the california government
in terms of how it tends to budget what it's covered in
hair follicles are public school doors
every day i open up a new pore and close two more
but it's improper now to comment on what's risen
because pimples pop up commoner than prisons
but they get overcrowded and i bust 'em out
i'm like pop! pop! motherfucker
and some day my skin'll crack like the badlands
i don't give a rat's balls
i'll wear them like they're badges
they're man scout patches
and i know my body makes you want to hang out bad
the way my skin is cleaner than a shamwow ad
and someday you'll see my stubble from the hubble
on my mama on the double i'ma look like barney rubble
i'm talkin' like a harry and the hendersons
notice every time my knuckles bury to the bend again
'cause follicles by flying out my wild pores
double standard 'cause i love my body hair but mind yours
you bet he think the yetis wonder is he blessed?
my shoulder hair sheen like a solar flare
i'm a polar bear seekin' out a ball of nair
wuzzy fuzzy from his childhood or early days
every time i cook i guzzle up a dozen curly strays
yucky! my tweezers stay plucky
and your girlie gets to floss her teeth every time she's. well
kissin' on my lower regions
the reason that i keep it's 'cause it's good for colder seasons
but in the summer time i'm the asshole
i got a plan laid for my next planned date
tell the ward and weezy wait i forgot to manscape
but for now i got a new kind of sexy
i'm working a theory of a new and experimental
blend of different rare kinds of sexy
i got a couple regrettable tattoos
but you can't see 'em when i wear a black suit
got it drunk of of jagers out in vegas last june