a toast to men

girls

i'd like to make a toast on the behalf of men

here's to the men we love

here's to the men who love us

here's to the men we love who dont love us

fuck the men

let's drink to us!

here's to the men we love to love

here's to the men in love with us

here's to the men who pass on us

ah ah

ooh

thats right boys!

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there was this tatoo artist partied for hours

huge in the pants loved to screw in the shower

bitch done keyed up his new eddie bauer

i shulda dumped him but i was too coward

til i met this school-boy that studied at howard

nerdy but he calls and be sendin' me flowers

i'm feelin him

but had to get rid of him

nerd boy turned out to be a minute-man

here's to the men we love to love

here's to the men in love with us

here's to the men who pass on us

fuck the men

let's drink to us y'all

here's to the men we love to love

here's to the men in love with us

here's to the men who pass on us

fuck the men

let's drink to us y'all

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i've been with boys with baldies

boys with hair curly

boy's in their 30's

boys that ain't worthy

boys i fell for

slept with too early

boys with dicks straight

boys with dicks curvy

boys locked up in the bing

i fucked boys in hotels

motels

holiday inns

all this talk men is ridiculous

fuck the men

let's drink to us!

here's to the men we love to love

here's to the men in love with us

here's to the men who pass on us

fuck the men

let's drink to us y'all

here's to the men we love to love

here's to the men in love with us

here's to the men who pass on us

fuck the men

let's drink to us y'all

willa has something to say

thanks lady may

take it on now girls give the eyes what they want to see

take it on now girls be whatever you want to be

crazy ladies

tight-ass bodies

let'em know we came to party

live it up now boys got your eyes on that lady

live it up now cuz she won't be your baby

go home lonely

leave you horny

it's a girls night after party

fuck'em all cuz men don't have nothing but dicks on us

fuck'em all cuz they soft then beg us to strap on us

get your big o". no love making