a wolf at the door

drag him out your window

dragging out the dead

singing i miss you

snakes and ladders

flip the lid

out pops the cracker

smacks you in the head

knifes you in the neck

kicks you in the teeth

steel toe caps

takes all your credit cards

get up get the gunge

get the eggs

get the flan in the face

the flan in the face

the flan in the face

dance you fucker dance you fucker

don't you dare

don't you dare

don't you flan in the face

take it where the love is given

take it with a pinch of salt

take it to the taxman

let me back let me back

i promise to be good

don't look in the mirror

at the face you don't recognize

help me call the doctor

put me inside

put me inside

put me inside

put me inside

put me inside

i keep the wolf from the door

he calls me up

calls me on the phone

tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up

steal all my children

if i don't pay the ransom

and i'll never see them again

if i squeal to the cops

no no no no no no no

walking like giant cranes ah

with my x-ray eyes i strip you naked

in a tight little world and why are you on the list?

stepford wives who are we to complain?

investments and dealers investments and dealers

cold wives and mistresses

cold wives and sunday papers

city boys in first class

don't know they're born little

someone else is gonna come and clean it up

born and raised for the job

someone always does

i wish you'd get up get over get up get over

turn your tape off

i keep the wolf from the door

he calls me up

calls me on the phone

tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up

steal all my children

if i don't pay the ransom

and i'll never see them again

if i squeal to the cops

so i'm just gonna