7 foot man

we just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax

i'm the 7 foot man

i've commited no crime

bumping my head into doorways

it happens all the time

i'm 7 feet tall

and i repeat

they dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet

i'm 7 feet tall

and i dont play basketball

i'm 7 feet tall

but i'm still just a man

so of course it hurts me a lot

when i walk into the ceiling fan

small people say i wish i was him

but its been nine years since i've had a trim

the barber says

i cant reach the top of his head

7 foot man

i cannot hide

7 foot man

i know cause i've tried

7 foot man

my last girlfriend died

because my penis

is 7 foot wide!!

so the next time you see me

walking around

and my head is right about to hit a tree branch

tell me to duck down

and i'll pay you back

soon you will see

by getting you frisbee down from that tree

i do what i can

i'm the 7 foot man

7 foot man

7 foot man