bar mitzvah boy

this is one that we don't play that much but

uh. but i figured it's fucking jersey. i think you guys might enjoy this. so here we go. thirteenth birthday

people come from far away

aunts and uncles show up

i brush my fro up

feeling skittish

people speaking yiddish

buy a 3-piece suit and tie

tailor's hanging on my thigh

practice for the whole year

paralyzed with fear

hebrew flash cards on my walls

voice is changing

dropped my balls

dad's mad at the cost

too bad mom's the boss

grandmas are full of joy

for the bar mitzvah boy

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okay

up on the podium

i'm staring out at everyone

can't remember how it goes

whistle from my rabbi's nose

oh

man

this is it

make up some crazy shit

baruch atah

a cha-cha-cha

everybody says

good job"