best friend

when i'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car

you tell me the bus already left

cause you're my best friend!

when i'm at the locker and my shirt's buttoned wrong

you tell me to fix it

cause you're my best friend

best friends tell you you got boogers on your nose

best friends don't laugh when you wear your grandpa's clothes

you're my best friend!

when those guys ripped up my ticket for the mariah carey show

you told me it wasn't that great

cause you're my best friend

when those guys gave me the wrong directions to mark hagen's party

you told me it wasn't that great

cause you're my best friend!

best friends tell you when you got cheetos in your teeth

best friends dont ring your doorbell then punch you in the chest

you're my best friend!

dont call you pit stains or marphy

way back when you waved hello!

don't hold their nose and point at you

help you find your hat

oh

you're not just a friend

you're my best friend

when those mean girls stole my pants and tied me to the front gate of the school

you told the teacher i was out there

why? cause you're my best friend!

when mr. koocher's dog ran at me and bit me in the stomach

you were playing football so you couldn't help but i know you would've

cause you're my best friend

don't kneel behind you while the other guys push you

don't step on your sandwiches!

help you out of the caf. garbage can

don't tell you that tracy garner wants to dance with you

oh

you're not just a friend. you're my best friend!

oh

you're not just a friend! you're my best. friend!

call me back!