gay robot
Singer: adam sandler
pass the fuckin ball!
what an idiot!
fuck it
i'm gonna go get another beer. you guys want one?
alright. two please!
oh boy. hahahaha
hello?. yeah
yeah
cool
we're all just hangin out. alright
bye-bye. who was that
some chicks?
nah
it was my neighbor
his robot's comin over
what?
yeah
he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay
yo
we're out of hunnyduffers so i grabbed a couple of gooseheads. okay
that's cool. wait
so the robot's gay?
gay robot's comin over?
yep. oh
dude
you gotta see this
he's insane with football stats
no way!
it's open!
hey guys. what's up?
hey
good to see ya gay robot. gay robot in the house!
word up. what's the score
fuckers?
giants are eatin shit in the third quarter
it's 24-8 miami. don't worry
the giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers. really?
they'll come back and win by three
alright!
i love it!
fuck you guys!
sorry
buddy. who's the new guy?
oh
that's my friend john. hey john. sweet hat!
uh. thanks. what's goin on?
you know. just chillin. can i suck your dick?
what?
no
no
no
no
he's okay
gay robot. that was funny. the gay robot gets a little horny cause he doesn't know any
gay guys around here. oh
i see. sorry!
hehehe. oh
i can't believe you dropped that! do something
henderson
you fat fuck!
hey! that was very offensive to me!
why? you're not fat. i thought you said fag!
no
i wouldn't say that
i said fat. oh
sorry!
hahaha
i guess if you fist fuck me
we'll be even!
no
i'm not gay
gay robot. i thought you said you were?
no. you know i never said that. i know
i was just rousing you! good times! good times guys!
hahahaha
hey
gay robot's havin a good time!
so how do you think the eagles are gonna do this season
gay robot?
let's find out! says here
due to injuries
and irratic weather patterns
the eagles will finish a dismal 7-9
what? no way!
deal with it
the gay robot knows his shit
man
now will someone blow it on my face?
nobody's gay here but you
gay robot
so let's just watch some
football
alright?
look
i'm not here to bring the party down. it's just. i run
on semen. without it
i could die. help me to live fellas. jerk off in my mouth immediatly. please
my circuits are
shorting. starting to fade already. see a light. going
towards it. hahahahah
you're makin this up
gay robot!
my bad! you got me! hahaha. good times!
hahaahaha. so does he eat food like us. human people?
yeah
he can eat food. ya want some tortilla chips
gay robot?
sounds great
john. can i dip them in your ass?
ooh. i'm all set
thanks
hehehe. what the fuck?! the reception's all fuzzy!
are you kidding me?
don't panic. i can fix it
oh hey! that's right! i love it
work your robot magic
fix that shit!
okay
here's the problem!
my man! what is it?
your cock's not in my asshole!
aww. maybe you should go home and take a cold shower
gay robot. alright. i'll go. we'll just whack each other off and i'll bail
not gonna happen
please?
goodbye
fuck you
later gay robot
oh no! look what happened! my robo-cock fell out of my pants!
oh
shit
he's got a boner!
taste it!
oh
oh!
fuckin asshole!
come on
gay robot!
aww
man!
later fags!
hey gay robot
hey mr. chasen. can i suck your dick?