i was fired

i was fired

i was fired

i was so sad to tell

well

i never saw it coming

i got fired from snl

between seasons i heard a nasty rumor

that i was getting the sack

i tried to call lorne michaels

but he never called me back

i'm joking

i'm joking

he called me

he called me

i guess nbc had enough of crazy spoon head

and the songs i sang on the news

maybe they were sick of canteen boy

but i think they just hate the jews

i was fired

not rehired

well it made me sad and blue

i told my boy chris farley i got fired and he said

sandman