the chanukah song, part 4

put on your yarmulke

here comes chanukah

so much fun-ukah to celebrate chanukah

chanukkah is the festival of lights

instead of one day of presents

we have eight crazy nights

when you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree

here's the fourth list of people who are jewish

just like jesus

olaf

punky brewster

scott rudin and me!

joseph gordon-levitt enjoys eating kugel

so does stan lee

jake gyllenhaal

and the two guys who founded google

adam levine wears a jewish star

so does drake and seth rogen

goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from hulk hogan

we got scarlett johansson

talk about a kosher crush

and if you need a higher voice to turn you on

how about geddy lee from rush?

we may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk

but we also don't have polio

thanks to dr. jonas salk

put on your yarmulke

it's time for chanukah

harry potter and his magic wand-ukah

celebrate chanukah

jared from subway: god dammit

a jew

but guess who's jewish and can fix him? loveline"'s dr. drew