ode to my car

here we go

piece of shit car

i got a piece of shit car

that fuckin' pile of shit

never gets me very far

my car's a big piece of shit

'cause the shocks are fucking shot

and my seatbelt's fucking broken

i got to tie it in a knot

i can't see through the windshield

'cause it's got a big fucking' crack

and the interior smells real bad

'cause my friend puked in the back

piece of shit car

it sucks royal dick

100% crap

oh fuck you car

it's got no cd player

it only got the 8-track

whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack

and i got no fuckin' brakes

i'm always way out of control

eleven times a day i hear hey