phone wallet keys

all right

milwaukee

let's fucking do this shit. here we go. yeah. yeah. yeah

here we go again

come on

i'm heading out

and all i'm taking with me

is my phone

wallet

keys

yeah

phone

wallet

keys

just those three things

please need my phone

wallet

keys

got my credit cards in my wallet

got my phone

you can call it

masterlock on my front door

that's what my motherfucking keys are for

my phone

wallet

keys

yeah

phone

wallet

keys

good things come in threes need my phone

wallet

keys

if i'm going to the zoo i need my phone

wallet

keys

if i'm getting a face tattoo i need my phone

wallet

keys

if i'm going out to a wedding if it's winter time and i'm sledding

if i'm at the daddy-daughter dance my phone

wallet

keys are in my pants

i'm going on vacation to the west indies

and i don't got no luggage

just got phone

wallet

keys

i roll on up to the airport

lady asks for my passport

fuck. okay. guess i need my phone wallet

passport

keys

phone

wallet

passport

keys

now i need four things

bitch

please phone

wallet

passport

keys

i'm finally on the plane i'm riding delta

delta

the lady farted next to me

i smelled her

i smelled her

we get to 30

000 feet

i recline my fucking seat

about to watch a movie

stop

i forgot my laptop

mm

motherfucker

damn it

now i need my laptop phone

wallet

passport

keys

laptop

phone

wallet

passport

keys

too much shit

five fucking things

laptop

phone

wallet

passport

keys i'm swinging my shit all over the place

i'm hurting ya

i'm hurting ya

i'm carrying so much shit

i got a hernia

a hernia

no place to put it

what can i do? probably should take my ipad too

what the fuck else did i forget?

sandman

you need tons of shit

my tic tacs

my backpack

my zippo lighter

my charge pack my sunglasses

my hairspray

my headphones

they're beats by dre

my notebook

my gopro my vape pen

my crossbow

my toothpick

my pocket knife

oh

fuck

i forgot my wife

phone

wallet

keys)

god damn

phone

wallet

keys

it used to be so easy

with my phone

my wallet and my keys-ee

phone

wallet

keys

yeah phone

wallet

keys

it used to be a breez-ee

with my phone

my wallet and my keys-ee

my pockets got so heavy now i'm cramping

i'm cramping

each time i leave my house it's like i'm camping

i'm camping

i'm miserable

just standing around i'm like a walking lost and found

you know i'd rather stay at home

where all i need's my fucking phone

phone

phone

phone

yeah

phone

phone

phone

much happier at home

just playing with my phone

phone

phone

phone

yeah

phone

phone

phone

yeah

i'll just stay at home

and fiddle with my phone on the toilet

i'm gonna do my first mic drop.