pibb goes surfing
Singer: adam sandler
you were cruisin along there
mr. pibb
it wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em
sonny!
didn't look it
actually
it was a nice wake-me-up for my laticerace muscles
water's pretty nice
huh?
boy
oh boy
the hawaiin sea's like a warm cup of java!
temperaturo perfecto as the africans might say!
yeah
yeah. so listen to me for a sec
when the set comes in
just stay flat on the board
pointed towards the beach. i'll tell you when to start paddelin
and keep paddelin til the wave grabs you
i hear ya! let mother nature do her duty!
right on. right now!
yeah
right now. yeah!
then when i say stand up
hop up quick like i showed ya and ride
affirmative
captain!
but don't go too far right
there's a lot of nasty coral over there
well here comes a triple overheader right now! let me tear into that sucker!
i dunno
that's comin awfully steep
pibb
no steeper than that tsunami i rode back in 1928 on my grandpappy's tv tray! let's do this!
you're the boss
pibb. start paddelin
now!
will do!
paddle! paddle! paddle!
paddle
paddle
fiddle faddle! i love it!
okay
okay
you're in it
baby! stand up! stand up
pibb!
i'm standin! i'm standin! whoo hoo
i'm up!
yeah
man! way to go pibb!
i'm speedin along here!
hey
old man
you better pull out before you hit that reef!
well
thanks
amigo
but i didn't come out here for no six second ride!
bail out
pibb!
not until i get the tube! aaaah!
oh
nasty brudda!
hang on
pibb
i'll be right there! oh my god
that was sick!
you okay
mr. pibb!?
is there a doctor in the house? oooooh!