pibb tries the skateboarding

alright

mr. pibb

those kneepads on tight enough?

snug as a bug in a rug playin dig dug

my friend!

uh huh. i'm all set to give this skitchboard a whirl!

okay

we should really put a helmet

on you first. well. helmet has the word 'hell' in it

and i don't know about

you

sonny

but i ain't no sinner. no

you're not. when my time comes

i'm on my way to heaven

so i won't

be puttin one of those demon contraptions on my head!

okay

pibb. just remember that the half pipe ain't the easiest

thing to do. never mind all that

boy! it's only half the pipe! let's be concerned

when they got the whole thing here!

right. now can we get to the skitchboardin?

okay

okay. how bout we just get you on the board?

can do!

make sure you keep your knees bent. can do do!

good job. now how bout a little pushky to get me started?

okay

but go easy

hell

this is simple as a pimple!

yeah

yeah

you're doin pretty good there buddy!

it's quite similar to my youth when i'd sprinkle my brother's

marble collection all over the basement floor

glue a plank to

my feet

and skim around all the live long day!

is that right?

oh

how my father detested that sound!

i'm sure. ho

ho

ha

yeah. you better take it down a notch there

pibb. you're

startin to pick up a little too much speed. nonsense

check this out! whoo

hoo!

you got some air there

pibb

lookin like a natural!

it's all about the balance

and i'm darn good with that! just

ask my banker! hahaha

i'll get right on that. say

what's the record for loop-de-loos on one of these things?

uh.rotations?

well

ain't you fancy?

yeah

tony hawk did a 900 once

that's two and a half rotations. oh

i can stick that!

don't try that

pibb. here we go! ahhhh!

shit! oh

shit! are you alright

mr. pibb?

is there a doctor in the house?!