sid & alex
Singer: adam sandler
i'll be up in a few! hello?
hey
sid
it's alex. just callin to wish ya a happy birthday
man. alex
alex
thank you
thank you
thank you
thank you
for remembering
thank you. my pleasure. did you do anything fun today?
nothing special. amy made lasagna
we had cake
the kids
gave me a tie and some socks
terrific. that's awesome
man. hey
i got a gift comin your way too. i
fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow. thank you
thank you
alex
thank you. what is it?
it's pretty cool. you'll see tomorrow. aww
come on
give me a hint at least. can i ride it? can
i eat it?
nope. can i fuck it?
ahaha
no. can it fuck me?
no. is it hairy? is it something i can shave?
no. can it blow me?
no. is it something i can blow?
no. can i fuck it?
you already asked me that. if i take it apart
are there individual parts that i can fuck?
i don't think so. fair enough. if i sit on it for a while
will i cum?
noooo. is it something amy can strap on and fuck me with?
sid! no!
if i get jizz all over it
will it be ruined?
i think. does it sweat?
noo. is it something that can be used like. a pussy?
that's just another way of asking if you can fuck it. my bad. does it get big if you touch it?
no. does it get hard if you touch it?
nooo. if my amy catches me blowing it
will she be mad?
look
you can't blow it
man
we already talked about that. right
okay. let's say i'm stranded on a desert island with
just this item. am i getting a rim job?
no!
can i fuck it?
no
it's a toaster
man
just a toaster!
oh! so i can fuck it? in fact
two people can fuck it at the
same time! alex
ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster
this weekend?
don't mind if i doo doo. hahaha
oh
alex
hahaha
oh
sid.