advanced placement

Singer:watsky

what's in the recipe of an identity?

how do we get to be here?

am i a maniac? am i a braniac?

and will it ever be clear?

i've been sticking my pennies into the back of my piggybank

getting permission before i'm petting the kitty cat

i've been taking a minute for really shedding the babyfat

whatup

whatup

whatup

whatup

whatup?

this bizarre unfolding of my wings was quite a trip

all the pretty colors in the sky began to ripple

drip and stipple like a lichtenstein

pimples on my mind

hey

what's poppin people? the apocalypse is nigh

ever since the pitterpatter of your little feet upon the patio you knew you didn't want to be

predictable

coulda been so simple but you had to make it difficult

got the city at your fingertips but got this shit to pull

gotta keep on pushing it and pushing it and pushing till it falls down

maybe you'll be laughing in the end

but i'ma keep at the edge of my seat cause you said what you needed

the web's undefeated

you do what you gotta: hakuna matata

so ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

gotta make it look easy

simple as pi

gotta make it look easy

but this life is never never never never

one big piece of cake

one big piece of cake

big fat piece of cake

never never never never

your ass is now in advanced placement

you could be ready for heaven above

i could be seventy-seven and killin' it

puffin' a jay that i keep in the glove

right by the rubbers so we could be intimate

and if you're tucking me into me my bed

baby then maybe we'll make illegitimate cinema

we could take out the camera

take a look at my stamina

so mechanical

i'm not even an animal

not a vegetable

i'm not even a mineral

but i'm mythical

i've become metaphysical when i dig in my tentacles

with the temperament of a savant

for the benefit of better people who want to pick apart the script instead of wishing to participate

i piss upon your head until it trickles to your little tiny brain and then disintegrates

i yell into your ear and hear an echo

i'm a sicko

i say wake up

wake up

it's stick up

stick up

while ya drink up all the hot gossip in your teacup

i'm a cold faucet and i'm leaking

and if'n you're feeling wet

check kisswatskysgluteusmaximus.net. yeah

gotta make it look easy

simple as pi

gotta make it look easy

but this life is never never never never

one big piece of cake

one big piece of cake

big fat piece of cake

never never never never never

no light without dark

no growth without pain

no cake without screams