all around man

i ain't no doctor

i ain't no doctor's son

but i'll fill your prescription

till the real doctor comes

till the real doctor comes. i ain't no sailor

ain't no sailor's son

but i'll be your navigator

till the marines hit town

till the marines hit town. i'm a handyman

an all around man

i'm a handyman

all around man

and when your husband comes

that's when the handyman's gonna scram. i ain't the da

ain't the da's son

but i'll talk to the jury

and i'll see justice done. handyman

i'm a handyman

an all around man

all around man. i ain't no astronaut

from cape kennedy i don't come. just step inside my rocket ship

i'll take you circling round the sun. we'll head off for pluto

venus and mars

step inside

baby

i'll take you very far. i'm a handyman

an all around man

an all around man

an all around man

and when your husband comes

that's when the handyman is gonna scram.