allergic reaction to broccoli

hello

my name's dan bull. i am 26 years old and something really weird happens when i lick broccoli. watch this. i'm the biggest prick in this town

the british chris brown

visit your award ceremony

and just sit down

i'll slash your tire just cause i enjoy the hiss sound

disagree with this

my sleeves'll slip down

fists out

swingin' 'till the 56th round

i could beat you with my wrists bound

ha

i list my inspirations in roughly this order: father christmas

satan

and chris dorner

i'm spreading disorder

i diss all the rappers who i asked to collaborate and got a missed call off

rap's piers morgan

but with a pierced organ

too much information?

too bad

that's the beer talking

i sit too near broads

and make them feel awkward

randy as ramsay

now cook me a meal

gordon

now here's the point where you might think

why's he still talking? slimey limey